ELDER PATRIOT – Back when Donald Trump started his run for president he made a widely publicized statement that, “When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.”
American patriots who heard this immediately realized that finally someone was speaking for them. Now Tom Brady has learned that he was also speaking for the New England Patriots.
Thanks to video evidence of a credentialed reporter entering the Patriots locker room empty handed and leaving with a black bag the thief has been identified and the jersey has been located. In Mexico!!!
The thief is Mauricio Ortega a former executive with La Prensa, a Mexican newspaper. Ortega also, surprise, surprise, was in possession of Brady’s other missing Super Bowl XLIX jersey from two years ago.
Fox Sports’ Jay Glazer later reported that the Denver Broncos believe Ortega “may have also taken Von Miller’s cleats and jersey” after Super Bowl 50.
One thing is becoming obvious, between Jorge Ramos and Mauricio Ortega, Mexico isn’t sending us their best media personalities if their goal is to disprove President Trump’s statement from June 16, 2015.